allowed entry at 1:00 am

Stop being a smart alec.
No one likes a smart alec.
One thing I always keep in mind, no matter how smart or wise I think I am, I'll always know that there is someone a million times more smarter and wiser than me.
I know there are millions of people more knowledgeable than me.
It's called a sense of humility. Learn it some time, dude.
Spending a whole lot of my time outside of home, it's a darn good feeling to know that my parents still do love and care about me no matter how much they nag about and detest my seriously screwed up behaviour.
But dad's a darn cool dude and I'd die if anything bad happens to him.
Mum. What can I say. I'd die
for her.
I love how they ask how my day went when I've settled down in my living room couch after a long day.
Sometimes it sucks when I reach home in the wee hours of the morning only to find them already asleep. By then only Cookie and Bob are awake. Then they'll join me in bed and wrestle around with me hahahaa.
Lucky the bed never roboh ah.
Anyhoos. Shopping with mum later today!
The last time I shopped with her, I ended up forking out 150bucks for a pair of new shoes which she said she was gonna buy for me which she didn't while saying "your shoes, your money,". Steady only ah, mother!
Lesson learnt, if you wanna make a deal with parents, you have to write it down in black and white and ask them to sign on the dotted line ahhahahaha
Wanna go donate blood or not ah later?
Lazy ah wanna wake up early early on my bloody off day. Sian ah, fatherrrrrr!!! Your daughter wanna sleep like pig, don't kacau her ohkay? Ohkay best.
"You'll be the one that I'll love forever more
I'll be here holding you high above it all"
Apparently, I'm an ah-moy who is already married.
Tak ingin aku kahwin dengan kau, Zy!!! hahahhaahhaa