ahahahahhaha lol
I never get tired of this picture.


I have so many mean and funny thoughts that cross my mind every single day and I need to stop it.
But I can't.
I find humour in people and I feel bad, but they're just too funny.

Like in class just now, we were having this bullshit, err lets just call it a 'lecture'. Shall not say what 'class' it was.
That lecturer is just bloody hell straight up kuku in the head. Couldn't help but laugh in her face.
Cannot tahan sia.
The stupidest line she's ever said that will stay in my mind till the day I die: "Stand with legs apart and not together, so that you won't fall and hit a 70 year old woman and she die."
aaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahaha! Fucken retarded man.
Cher, can you get anymore kuku or not ah?
I want you to be my lecturer ah. Everyday can laugh at you one.
Your actions also damn power. Lots of expression.
Where you learn also I don't know.

And I've been having the habit to laugh when I see people trip.
You know those trip-but-didn't-fall things.
I wait till that person is out of sight and then I'll start laughing.
Yes, I do that when I'm alone too. Kuku.
And then the image of that person tripping will continue playing in my mind and I'll laugh to myself again and again.
My God, I need to stop it.
And it's cause someone taught me. Pfft.

And then there are the ones in public.
Just random people I like to laugh at.
My favourite "watching-people-and-laugh-at-them" partner is Yaany.
She forever got comments on people one. She can make me laugh non-stop for a whole day.
This lah, that lah.
I say 1 thing, she adds 8459272 other things ahahhaha
And then blame it on me! Babi puneh. Shit lah, I miss you.
Tomorrow, tomorrow morrow or whenever, I text you hor. Remind me to text you ahahha.
Or better yet, text me when you've read this. I lazy to text people now =D


That's just the funny and not-so-mean thoughts.
The mean, really mean and extremely mean thoughts are kept inside my mind for no one else to listen to.
Cause I see no use in sharing it with others.
Mouth is sealed.


Dilemmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Zan says I really need to stop dragging my words when I type.
This one or that one.
Today or tomorrow.
Yes or no.
Walau. Forever making decisions.
Do people ever stop making decisions?